A ONE-BUTTON PLATFORMER

DON’TJUMP

Sounds easy. It isn’t.

The Blob runs. You tap to jump. The level lies. Survive 100 increasingly unreasonable levels with your dignity mostly intact.

PLAY FREE SEE THE TRAPS

PLAY IN YOUR BROWSER · iPHONE VERSION COMING SOON

LEVEL 01JUST JUMP
INTERACTIVE PREVIEW
DEATHS0
OBJECTIVECLEAR THE SPIKES
YOUR TURN.
CONTROLONE TAP
RESTART0.2 SEC
DIFFICULTYRUDE
PLAY FULL GAME
100HAND-BUILT LEVELS
1BUTTON TO MASTER
0REASONS TO TRUST THE FLOOR
∞INSTANT RETRIES

01 / HOW IT WORKS

ONE RULE.
LOTS OF LIES.

We made the controls simple so the levels could spend all their energy being awful.

01

TAP TO JUMP

That’s the entire tutorial. Timing is everything.

02

EXPECT BETRAYAL

Moving spikes, fake floors, gravity flips and rude surprises.

03

RETRY INSTANTLY

No waiting. No excuses. One more try.

02 / THE CAMPAIGN

100 LEVELS.
ZERO MERCY.

Quick attempts and a steady climb from “I’ve got this” to “this game has a personal problem with me.”

START LEVEL 01
CAMPAIGN1 / 100
  1. 01JUST JUMPPLAY
  2. 10FALSE SECURITYLOCKED
  3. 25DON’T BLINKLOCKED
  4. 50BAD GRAVITYLOCKED
  5. 75ABSOLUTELY NOTLOCKED
  6. 100YOU JUMPED.???
LEVEL PREVIEWSNO SOLUTIONS. JUST WARNINGS.

LEVEL 04THE FLOOR IS FINE

LEVEL 19LOOK UP

LEVEL 43BAD GRAVITY

LEVEL 77ABSOLUTELY NOT

03 / DAILY CHALLENGE

SAME TRAP.
EVERYONE.

A fresh level every day. Fewer deaths wins. Ties go to the faster Blob.

ONLINE SOON

LEADERBOARD

CONNECTING TO THE START LINE…
RANKPLAYERDEATHSTIME
—WAITING FOR THE FIRST BRAVE BLOB——
PLAYER-SUBMITTED · BEST RUN KEPT

04 / QUESTIONABLE FRIENDS

UNLOCK
WEIRDER BLOBS.

A new character every ten levels. Different personality. Same terrible judgment.

THE ORIGINALSELECT A BLOB TO MEET THE CREW

05 / BUILD THE BETRAYAL

CREATE A LEVEL.
RUIN A FRIENDSHIP.

Place platforms, hide traps, test your terrible idea, and challenge a friend to survive it. The level creator is planned for a future update.

COMING LATER
MOVEPLATFORMSPIKETEST
+
LEVEL: UNTITLED BAD IDEADRAFT SAVED

06 / POCKET-SIZED REGRET

COMING TO
iPHONE.

Built for one-thumb play with quick restarts, satisfying taps, sound, and haptics. The App Store version is being prepared now.

  • ✓ ONE-THUMB CONTROLS
  • ✓ HAPTIC FEEDBACK
  • ✓ 100 LEVEL CAMPAIGN
  • ✓ REWARDED ADS ONLY
IN POLISH100 LEVEL CAMPAIGNTESTING
UP NEXTiPHONE + TESTFLIGHTCOMING SOON

07 / EARLY TESTERS

YOUR REVIEW
COULD GO HERE.

No fake quotes. The first reactions on this wall will come from people who actually played the game.

01“YOUR PANICKED REACTION HERE.”FUTURE TESTER
02“YOUR DEATH COUNT HERE.”FUTURE TESTER

YOU KNOW THE RULE.

DON’T
JUMP.

PLAY ANYWAY